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PostPosted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 10:49 pm    Post subject: The Jokes Thread If a post contains some illegal issues you may abuse on it - just click Abuse and fill the form Reply with quote

Thought we needed this. Very Happy
If you post a question/answer joke, in a quote box do the question and the answer underneath in white text so you hev to highlight to view; like this:
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I have the pleasure of the first one! Very Happy
There were three men stranded on a cannibal island. The cannibals came up and said "We will let you go if you bring back 10 of a certain fruit."
The men all ran off in different directions.
The first guy came back with 10 apples. "Now, stick them ALL up your butt without making a face." He started the first one, but yelped from the pain. The cannibals ate him. Then the second man came back with blueberries. He had to do the same. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8... then he burst out laughing and was eaten.
Up in heaven the to guys were discussing it. "You were so close, why did you laugh?" The first guy said. The other replied "I saw the other guy coming back with pineapples."

C'mon, post'em!
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 12:22 am    Post subject: If a post contains some illegal issues you may abuse on it - just click Abuse and fill the form Reply with quote

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ouch! Laughing
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 05, 2008 2:26 am    Post subject: If a post contains some illegal issues you may abuse on it - just click Abuse and fill the form Reply with quote

Rofl Rofl Rofl
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 05, 2008 8:12 am    Post subject: If a post contains some illegal issues you may abuse on it - just click Abuse and fill the form Reply with quote

Wai u unsticky? Anyway, post your own!
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 05, 2008 8:52 am    Post subject: If a post contains some illegal issues you may abuse on it - just click Abuse and fill the form Reply with quote

Unfortunately, I don't know any English jokes right now... Embarassed

EDIT: @MopHead below this post: Meh, who cares? I'm German you know.
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 05, 2008 8:59 am    Post subject: If a post contains some illegal issues you may abuse on it - just click Abuse and fill the form Reply with quote

Sorry for the news but that isn't how u spell unfortunately.
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 05, 2008 10:41 am    Post subject: If a post contains some illegal issues you may abuse on it - just click Abuse and fill the form Reply with quote

Clonkinator wrote:
Unfortunately, I don't know any English jokes right now... Embarassed

EDIT: @MopHead below this post: Meh, who cares? I'm German you know.


Then tell us a German one!
We'll pretend we can actually understand it, and laugh appropriately. Very Happy
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 05, 2008 11:39 am    Post subject: If a post contains some illegal issues you may abuse on it - just click Abuse and fill the form Reply with quote

A joke in itself. Laughing
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 05, 2008 3:00 pm    Post subject: If a post contains some illegal issues you may abuse on it - just click Abuse and fill the form Reply with quote

PurpleSquerkle wrote:
Then tell us a German one!
We'll pretend we can actually understand it, and laugh appropriately. Very Happy

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 06, 2008 6:37 am    Post subject: If a post contains some illegal issues you may abuse on it - just click Abuse and fill the form Reply with quote

Yeah come on it will look weird in German so we will laugh.
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 06, 2008 7:38 am    Post subject: If a post contains some illegal issues you may abuse on it - just click Abuse and fill the form Reply with quote

Nah.
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 06, 2008 10:52 am    Post subject: If a post contains some illegal issues you may abuse on it - just click Abuse and fill the form Reply with quote

You a know fun at all. Maybe my brother knows a German joke, he went to Germany last year, maybe you met him! Laughing
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 06, 2008 6:16 pm    Post subject: If a post contains some illegal issues you may abuse on it - just click Abuse and fill the form Reply with quote

http://www.knock-knock-joke.com/knock_knock_001.htm
TONS of stuff there! Laughing Most of them are just silly. Oh, but here are a few funny things you can say if you DON'T want to listen to a knock-knock joke:
-Nobody's home!
-Uh, it's just me....a robber...er, nobody's home!
-BARK! BARK!
-Use the doorbell!
-Don't touch the door, it's got fresh paint on it!
-Go away.
-ZZZZZzzzzzz...
-If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again...
-Hi, it's __________, (and) I'm not home right now. Please leave a message!
-It's only room service.
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 08, 2008 6:42 am    Post subject: If a post contains some illegal issues you may abuse on it - just click Abuse and fill the form Reply with quote

What was the great depression?
A bunch of Emos from MySpace decided to hold a convention.
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 08, 2008 10:38 pm    Post subject: If a post contains some illegal issues you may abuse on it - just click Abuse and fill the form Reply with quote

Agent of Dread wrote:
What was the great depression?
A bunch of Emos from MySpace decided to hold a convention.

Rofl Rofl Rofl
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