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PostPosted: Thu May 15, 2008 10:23 am    Post subject: If a post contains some illegal issues you may abuse on it - just click Abuse and fill the form Reply with quote

Ooh! Ooh! I have one!
"Doctor, doctor, I hurt all over."
"That's impossible, though."
"No, look! When I touch my stomach, OUCH! It hurts. When I touch my face, OUCH! It hurts. When I touch my leg, OUCH! It hurts!"
"...You really are a natural blonde, aren't you?"
"Why yes, how did you know?"
"Because your finger is broken."
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PostPosted: Thu May 15, 2008 10:38 am    Post subject: If a post contains some illegal issues you may abuse on it - just click Abuse and fill the form Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Thu May 15, 2008 4:50 pm    Post subject: If a post contains some illegal issues you may abuse on it - just click Abuse and fill the form Reply with quote

woodmouse wrote:
Rofl

What he said.
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PostPosted: Thu May 15, 2008 5:16 pm    Post subject: If a post contains some illegal issues you may abuse on it - just click Abuse and fill the form Reply with quote

Clonkinator wrote:
woodmouse wrote:
Rofl

What he said.

Rofl , said AoD...
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PostPosted: Thu May 15, 2008 5:19 pm    Post subject: If a post contains some illegal issues you may abuse on it - just click Abuse and fill the form Reply with quote

woodmouse wrote:
Clonkinator wrote:
woodmouse wrote:
Rofl

What he said.

Rofl , said AoD...

...I believe you got that wrong. I was actually saying "I agree".
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PostPosted: Thu May 15, 2008 5:20 pm    Post subject: If a post contains some illegal issues you may abuse on it - just click Abuse and fill the form Reply with quote

Clonkinator wrote:
woodmouse wrote:
Clonkinator wrote:
woodmouse wrote:
Rofl

What he said.

Rofl , said AoD...

...I believe you got that wrong. I was actually saying "I agree".

Rofl Oh, well... I agree Rofl ...! Laughing
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PostPosted: Fri May 16, 2008 8:15 am    Post subject: If a post contains some illegal issues you may abuse on it - just click Abuse and fill the form Reply with quote

Whhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaattttttt!
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PostPosted: Fri May 16, 2008 8:50 am    Post subject: If a post contains some illegal issues you may abuse on it - just click Abuse and fill the form Reply with quote

Please don't spam.
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PostPosted: Fri May 16, 2008 10:33 am    Post subject: If a post contains some illegal issues you may abuse on it - just click Abuse and fill the form Reply with quote

Agent of Dread wrote:
Ooh! Ooh! I have one!
"Doctor, doctor, I hurt all over."
"That's impossible, though."
"No, look! When I touch my stomach, OUCH! It hurts. When I touch my face, OUCH! It hurts. When I touch my leg, OUCH! It hurts!"
"...You really are a natural blonde, aren't you?"
"Why yes, how did you know?"
"Because your finger is broken."
Rofl


How come this is a blonde joke, but you didn't tell he/she/it was a blonde in the beginning?
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PostPosted: Fri May 16, 2008 10:58 am    Post subject: If a post contains some illegal issues you may abuse on it - just click Abuse and fill the form Reply with quote

Why do I need to?
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PostPosted: Fri May 16, 2008 11:16 am    Post subject: If a post contains some illegal issues you may abuse on it - just click Abuse and fill the form Reply with quote

To make it better maybe?
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PostPosted: Fri May 16, 2008 11:21 am    Post subject: If a post contains some illegal issues you may abuse on it - just click Abuse and fill the form Reply with quote

I don't see how it makes a difference. Confused
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PostPosted: Fri May 16, 2008 11:43 pm    Post subject: If a post contains some illegal issues you may abuse on it - just click Abuse and fill the form Reply with quote

It doesn't seem like it would make a difference. Back to the jokes please.
Oh yes I remember one

There was three people sentenced to death by the firing squad.
Then one had an idea.
The firing squad said to him any last words
He said tornado! tornado!
Where! where! then he quickly ran away.
The second person thought he might try it too.
When it was his turn he said flood! flood!
where! where! then he quickly ran away.
The third person thought he would try it too.
When it was his turn he said fire! fire!
Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Sat May 17, 2008 4:04 am    Post subject: If a post contains some illegal issues you may abuse on it - just click Abuse and fill the form Reply with quote

Yeah, that's an old one. But still hilarious! Laughing

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I don't see how it makes a difference. Confused

I actually think it's funnier the way you did it.
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PostPosted: Sat May 17, 2008 4:24 am    Post subject: If a post contains some illegal issues you may abuse on it - just click Abuse and fill the form Reply with quote

YES. Very Happy
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