Ooh! Ooh! I have one!
"Doctor, doctor, I hurt all over."
"That's impossible, though."
"No, look! When I touch my stomach, OUCH! It hurts. When I touch my face, OUCH! It hurts. When I touch my leg, OUCH! It hurts!"
"...You really are a natural blonde, aren't you?"
"Why yes, how did you know?"
"Because your finger is broken."
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Posted: Fri May 16, 2008 10:33 am Post subject:
Agent of Dread wrote:
Ooh! Ooh! I have one!
"Doctor, doctor, I hurt all over."
"That's impossible, though."
"No, look! When I touch my stomach, OUCH! It hurts. When I touch my face, OUCH! It hurts. When I touch my leg, OUCH! It hurts!"
"...You really are a natural blonde, aren't you?"
"Why yes, how did you know?"
"Because your finger is broken."
It doesn't seem like it would make a difference. Back to the jokes please.
Oh yes I remember one
There was three people sentenced to death by the firing squad.
Then one had an idea.
The firing squad said to him any last words
He said tornado! tornado!
Where! where! then he quickly ran away.
The second person thought he might try it too.
When it was his turn he said flood! flood!
where! where! then he quickly ran away.
The third person thought he would try it too.
When it was his turn he said fire! fire!
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