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Maxaxle · Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2008 5:13 pm Post subject:

Once upon a time there was a cobol Who found a Railgun, and a shiny Red crystal from Styx's Sacred picnic place. But Butes chased him out. Now Butes killed the cobol.
PurpleSquerkle likes cookies. Seriously. So, taking its body, they stole the Railgun and shot poor PurpleSquerkle right were it hurts a lot you know. They shouldn't have, because it makes things only deadlier making PurpleSquerkle pissed. Making him pissed is making sure to die way too powerful, in a quite horrible way making PurpleSquerkle even more weirded out by you.
Anyway, he grabs them by the crotch, crushing their mind away, painfully, until they transformed into mindless monsters called grub bugs. Sadly, they are prone to periods of insanity. When they are crushed, green blood splatters everywhere. This is why they're gross on the inside...but that's not all.
They're in love with almost everything humans dislike so humans dislike them. Humans have hunted them or so many centuries that they're practically extinct except for in sewers. Everyone kills them, though their mum is a friggin' huge laser-shooting cockroache. Sometimes they even eat brave but weak Adventurers. The other things they like include Wizards, Elfs, TV, Food and Poo!
The nasty little buggers seriously shoot PurpleSquerkle and miss him completely. He ripped them apart using his busted railgun, and eats them. Twice.. Or maybe even thrice. He spit them out, checked for life, ate their gizzards, then threw them in a oven to never be heard again: they became cookies! These are Purplesquerkle's cookies! Relished by only mindless creatures who like to eat horrible disgusting things. These creatures are hunted only by the bravest swordsman of all. That swordsman is Maxaxle!!! ...you may think. But no! It is actually Clonkinator!!! This causes Scytale to hallucinate very often.
Alas, it is time for the world to praise the great Scytale. So, the Grub Bugs think they are very smart to make it dangerous to enter the sewer they live in. Although the sewers stink, grub bugs eat there. Grub bugs love eating rotten, mouldy, human corpses filled with lots of outrageously unimportant ?-boxes containing explosives, guns, swords, cookies, demon lords, the Mario Bros., Kirby and Waddle Dees. Wario and Waluigi would go mad knowing that. Unfortunitally, they do. OMG!!!

Fortunately, Clonkinator annihilates them with his incredibly genious pancake gun, but they start to eat it and turn into cockroaches. The cockroaches start attacking the elderly, but someone steps on the cockroaches... T'must have been Chainsaw, wearing his steel boots! With cute kitties printed on the side. One wizard then turned them into dangerous forest centaurs! The other tripped and split into three pieces all over the floor. Their blood was orange! A very bright orange. This is because they ate too much oranges!
Fortunately for us, Maxaxle takes an orange squeezer and squeezes the centaurs into more cookies! Penguinflyer eats some cookies and kills his innocent teachers! This causes him to be thrown into prison. But Zefz is here! He just bans the jailers that tried tosend him to the slammer. Using Admin RemoteTM, he eats the prison! By making it cookies!

Zefz gets very sick from a cookie indigestion and saying "Oh, wow, That was really really great stuff!" Because he ate the prison. Fortunately, Agent of Dread uses a unicorn horn to kill enchanted elves, this is completely outrageous. What does it have to do with the pigs eating yummy pineapple? The enchanted elves play musical chairs as cows! Axel joins the cows as a monkey supplier! The monkey supplier sneezed his pants into his *BLEEEEEEPP!!!!* and never existed.
There. Now there are no problems with plotholes! Very Happy

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Agent of Dread · Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 9:24 am Post subject:

NU STOREH FTW!
Once upon a time...
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Chainsaw · Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 9:32 am Post subject:

Once upon a time, there was an ostrich
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Agent of Dread · Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 9:33 am Post subject:

Once upon a time, there was an ostrich who was owned by
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Chainsaw · Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 10:25 am Post subject:

Once upon a time, there was an ostrich who was owned by a certain gentleman, whose
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Agent of Dread · Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 11:36 am Post subject:

Once upon a time, there was an ostrich who was owned by a certain gentleman, whose big ass was flattening
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Clonkinator · Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 1:17 pm Post subject:

Once upon a time, there was an ostrich who was owned by a certain gentleman, whose big ass was flattening all the rats below
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Chainsaw · Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 4:41 pm Post subject:

Once upon a time, there was an ostrich who was owned by a certain gentleman, whose big ass was flattening all the rats below the surface.
They were
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Clonkinator · Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 7:51 pm Post subject:

Once upon a time, there was an ostrich who was owned by a certain gentleman, whose big ass was flattening all the rats below the surface.
They were even more useless than
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"Luke, I'm not your father. I'm your mom."
"Video games ruined my life. Good thing I have two extra lives."
"The meaning of life is to give your life a meaning."

Agent of Dread · Posted: Sun Apr 27, 2008 7:29 am Post subject:

Once upon a time, there was an ostrich who was owned by a certain gentleman, whose big ass was flattening all the rats below the surface.
They were even more useless than the previously most useless
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What the hell? No one told me there were LAZERS there!
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Chainsaw · Posted: Sun Apr 27, 2008 7:39 am Post subject:

Once upon a time, there was an ostrich who was owned by a certain gentleman, whose big ass was flattening all the rats below the surface.
They were even more useless than the previously most useless "Most useless rats"tm. Also,
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Agent of Dread · Posted: Sun Apr 27, 2008 7:51 am Post subject:

Once upon a time, there was an ostrich who was owned by a certain gentleman, whose big ass was flattening all the rats below the surface.
They were even more useless than the previously most useless "Most useless rats". Also, he had a reputation
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What the hell? No one told me there were LAZERS there!
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Chainsaw · Posted: Sun Apr 27, 2008 8:07 am Post subject:

Once upon a time, there was an ostrich who was owned by a certain gentleman, whose big ass was flattening all the rats below the surface.
They were even more useless than the previously most useless "Most useless rats"tm. Also, he had a reputation for farting in elevators.
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Clonkinator · Posted: Sun Apr 27, 2008 1:06 pm Post subject:

Once upon a time, there was an ostrich who was owned by a certain gentleman, whose big ass was flattening all the rats below the surface.
They were even more useless than the previously most useless "Most useless rats"TM. Also, he had a reputation for farting in elevators. This caused his uncle
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"Luke, I'm not your father. I'm your mom."
"Video games ruined my life. Good thing I have two extra lives."
"The meaning of life is to give your life a meaning."

Agent of Dread · Posted: Sun Apr 27, 2008 9:43 pm Post subject:

Once upon a time, there was an ostrich who was owned by a certain gentleman, whose big ass was flattening all the rats below the surface.
They were even more useless than the previously most useless "Most useless rats"TM. Also, he had a reputation for farting in elevators. This caused his uncle to unleash random beltings
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[My dA]|[Egoboo]|[SoulFu]
What the hell? No one told me there were LAZERS there!
Hey, Jimmy, what's the answer to number two?