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Maxaxle Elite Gamer


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Agent of Dread lolwut?? (Moderator)


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Once upon a time there was a cobol Who found a Railgun, and a shiny Red crystal from Styx's Sacred picnic place. But Butes chased him out. Now Butes killed the cobol.
PurpleSquerkle likes cookies. Seriously. So, taking its body, they stole the Railgun and shot poor PurpleSquerkle right were it hurts a lot you know. They shouldn't have, because it makes things only deadlier making PurpleSquerkle pissed. Making him pissed is making sure to die way too powerful, in a quite horrible way making PurpleSquerkle even more weirded out by you.
Anyway, he grabs them by the crotch, crushing their mind away, painfully, until they transformed into mindless monsters called grub bugs. Sadly, they are prone to periods of insanity. When they are crushed, green blood splatters everywhere. This is why they're gross on the inside...but that's not all.
They're in love with almost everything humans dislike so humans dislike them. Humans have hunted them or so many centuries that they're practically extinct except for in sewers. Everyone kills them, though their mum is a friggin' huge laser-shooting cockroache. Sometimes they even eat brave but weak Adventurers. The other things they like include Wizards, Elfs, TV, Food and Poo!
The nasty little buggers seriously shoot PurpleSquerkle and miss him completely. He ripped them apart using his busted railgun, and eats them. Twice.. Or maybe even thrice. He spit them out, checked for life, ate their gizzards, then threw them in a oven to never be heard again: they became cookies! These are Purplesquerkle's cookies! Relished by only mindless creatures who like to eat horrible disgusting things. These creatures are hunted only by the bravest swordsman of all. That swordsman is Maxaxle!!! ...you may think. But no! It is actually Clonkinator!!! This causes Scytale to hallucinate very often.
Alas, it is time for the world to praise the great Scytale. So, the Grub Bugs think they are very smart to make it dangerous to enter the sewer they live in. Although the sewers stink, grub bugs eat there. Grub bugs love eating rotten, mouldy, human corpses filled with lots of outrageously unimportant ?-boxes containing explosives, guns, swords, cookies, demon lords, the Mario Bros., Kirby and Waddle Dees. Wario and Waluigi would go mad knowing that. Unfortunitally, they do. OMG!!!
Fortunately, Clonkinator annihilates them with his incredibly genious pancake gun, but they start to eat it and turn into cockroaches. The cockroaches start attacking the elderly, but someone steps on the cockroaches... T'must have been Chainsaw, wearing his steel boots! With cute kitties printed on the side. One wizard then turned them into dangerous forest centaurs! The other tripped and split into three pieces all over the floor. Their blood was orange! A very bright orange. This is because they ate too much oranges!
Fortunately for us, Maxaxle takes an orange squeezer and squeezes the centaurs into more cookies! Penguinflyer eats some cookies and kills his innocent teachers! This causes him to be thrown into prison. But Zefz is here! He just bans the jailers that tried tosend him to the slammer. Using Admin RemoteTM, he eats the prison! By making it cookies!
Zefz gets very sick from a cookie indigestion and saying "Oh, wow, That was really really great stuff!" Because he ate the prison. Fortunately, Agent of Dread
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penguinflyer5234 Penguin King

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Once upon a time there was a cobol Who found a Railgun, and a shiny Red crystal from Styx's Sacred picnic place. But Butes chased him out. Now Butes killed the cobol.
PurpleSquerkle likes cookies. Seriously. So, taking its body, they stole the Railgun and shot poor PurpleSquerkle right were it hurts a lot you know. They shouldn't have, because it makes things only deadlier making PurpleSquerkle pissed. Making him pissed is making sure to die way too powerful, in a quite horrible way making PurpleSquerkle even more weirded out by you.
Anyway, he grabs them by the crotch, crushing their mind away, painfully, until they transformed into mindless monsters called grub bugs. Sadly, they are prone to periods of insanity. When they are crushed, green blood splatters everywhere. This is why they're gross on the inside...but that's not all.
They're in love with almost everything humans dislike so humans dislike them. Humans have hunted them or so many centuries that they're practically extinct except for in sewers. Everyone kills them, though their mum is a friggin' huge laser-shooting cockroache. Sometimes they even eat brave but weak Adventurers. The other things they like include Wizards, Elfs, TV, Food and Poo!
The nasty little buggers seriously shoot PurpleSquerkle and miss him completely. He ripped them apart using his busted railgun, and eats them. Twice.. Or maybe even thrice. He spit them out, checked for life, ate their gizzards, then threw them in a oven to never be heard again: they became cookies! These are Purplesquerkle's cookies! Relished by only mindless creatures who like to eat horrible disgusting things. These creatures are hunted only by the bravest swordsman of all. That swordsman is Maxaxle!!! ...you may think. But no! It is actually Clonkinator!!! This causes Scytale to hallucinate very often.
Alas, it is time for the world to praise the great Scytale. So, the Grub Bugs think they are very smart to make it dangerous to enter the sewer they live in. Although the sewers stink, grub bugs eat there. Grub bugs love eating rotten, mouldy, human corpses filled with lots of outrageously unimportant ?-boxes containing explosives, guns, swords, cookies, demon lords, the Mario Bros., Kirby and Waddle Dees. Wario and Waluigi would go mad knowing that. Unfortunitally, they do. OMG!!!
Fortunately, Clonkinator annihilates them with his incredibly genious pancake gun, but they start to eat it and turn into cockroaches. The cockroaches start attacking the elderly, but someone steps on the cockroaches... T'must have been Chainsaw, wearing his steel boots! With cute kitties printed on the side. One wizard then turned them into dangerous forest centaurs! The other tripped and split into three pieces all over the floor. Their blood was orange! A very bright orange. This is because they ate too much oranges!
Fortunately for us, Maxaxle takes an orange squeezer and squeezes the centaurs into more cookies! Penguinflyer eats some cookies and kills his innocent teachers! This causes him to be thrown into prison. But Zefz is here! He just bans the jailers that tried tosend him to the slammer. Using Admin RemoteTM, he eats the prison! By making it cookies!
Zefz gets very sick from a cookie indigestion and saying "Oh, wow, That was really really great stuff!" Because he ate the prison. Fortunately, Agent of Dread uses a unicorn horn _________________ You really thought so, didn't you?
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Axel The Lord of Ducks


Joined: 25 Sep 2007 Age: 10 Posts: 1672 Location: Hyrule
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Posted: Mon Mar 03, 2008 6:54 am Post subject: |
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Once upon a time there was a cobol Who found a Railgun, and a shiny Red crystal from Styx's Sacred picnic place. But Butes chased him out. Now Butes killed the cobol.
PurpleSquerkle likes cookies. Seriously. So, taking its body, they stole the Railgun and shot poor PurpleSquerkle right were it hurts a lot you know. They shouldn't have, because it makes things only deadlier making PurpleSquerkle pissed. Making him pissed is making sure to die way too powerful, in a quite horrible way making PurpleSquerkle even more weirded out by you.
Anyway, he grabs them by the crotch, crushing their mind away, painfully, until they transformed into mindless monsters called grub bugs. Sadly, they are prone to periods of insanity. When they are crushed, green blood splatters everywhere. This is why they're gross on the inside...but that's not all.
They're in love with almost everything humans dislike so humans dislike them. Humans have hunted them or so many centuries that they're practically extinct except for in sewers. Everyone kills them, though their mum is a friggin' huge laser-shooting cockroache. Sometimes they even eat brave but weak Adventurers. The other things they like include Wizards, Elfs, TV, Food and Poo!
The nasty little buggers seriously shoot PurpleSquerkle and miss him completely. He ripped them apart using his busted railgun, and eats them. Twice.. Or maybe even thrice. He spit them out, checked for life, ate their gizzards, then threw them in a oven to never be heard again: they became cookies! These are Purplesquerkle's cookies! Relished by only mindless creatures who like to eat horrible disgusting things. These creatures are hunted only by the bravest swordsman of all. That swordsman is Maxaxle!!! ...you may think. But no! It is actually Clonkinator!!! This causes Scytale to hallucinate very often.
Alas, it is time for the world to praise the great Scytale. So, the Grub Bugs think they are very smart to make it dangerous to enter the sewer they live in. Although the sewers stink, grub bugs eat there. Grub bugs love eating rotten, mouldy, human corpses filled with lots of outrageously unimportant ?-boxes containing explosives, guns, swords, cookies, demon lords, the Mario Bros., Kirby and Waddle Dees. Wario and Waluigi would go mad knowing that. Unfortunitally, they do. OMG!!!
Fortunately, Clonkinator annihilates them with his incredibly genious pancake gun, but they start to eat it and turn into cockroaches. The cockroaches start attacking the elderly, but someone steps on the cockroaches... T'must have been Chainsaw, wearing his steel boots! With cute kitties printed on the side. One wizard then turned them into dangerous forest centaurs! The other tripped and split into three pieces all over the floor. Their blood was orange! A very bright orange. This is because they ate too much oranges!
Fortunately for us, Maxaxle takes an orange squeezer and squeezes the centaurs into more cookies! Penguinflyer eats some cookies and kills his innocent teachers! This causes him to be thrown into prison. But Zefz is here! He just bans the jailers that tried tosend him to the slammer. Using Admin RemoteTM, he eats the prison! By making it cookies!
Zefz gets very sick from a cookie indigestion and saying "Oh, wow, That was really really great stuff!" Because he ate the prison. Fortunately, Agent of Dread uses a unicorn horn to kill enchanted elves. _________________
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Chainsaw Lumberjack


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Once upon a time there was a cobol Who found a Railgun, and a shiny Red crystal from Styx's Sacred picnic place. But Butes chased him out. Now Butes killed the cobol.
PurpleSquerkle likes cookies. Seriously. So, taking its body, they stole the Railgun and shot poor PurpleSquerkle right were it hurts a lot you know. They shouldn't have, because it makes things only deadlier making PurpleSquerkle pissed. Making him pissed is making sure to die way too powerful, in a quite horrible way making PurpleSquerkle even more weirded out by you.
Anyway, he grabs them by the crotch, crushing their mind away, painfully, until they transformed into mindless monsters called grub bugs. Sadly, they are prone to periods of insanity. When they are crushed, green blood splatters everywhere. This is why they're gross on the inside...but that's not all.
They're in love with almost everything humans dislike so humans dislike them. Humans have hunted them or so many centuries that they're practically extinct except for in sewers. Everyone kills them, though their mum is a friggin' huge laser-shooting cockroache. Sometimes they even eat brave but weak Adventurers. The other things they like include Wizards, Elfs, TV, Food and Poo!
The nasty little buggers seriously shoot PurpleSquerkle and miss him completely. He ripped them apart using his busted railgun, and eats them. Twice.. Or maybe even thrice. He spit them out, checked for life, ate their gizzards, then threw them in a oven to never be heard again: they became cookies! These are Purplesquerkle's cookies! Relished by only mindless creatures who like to eat horrible disgusting things. These creatures are hunted only by the bravest swordsman of all. That swordsman is Maxaxle!!! ...you may think. But no! It is actually Clonkinator!!! This causes Scytale to hallucinate very often.
Alas, it is time for the world to praise the great Scytale. So, the Grub Bugs think they are very smart to make it dangerous to enter the sewer they live in. Although the sewers stink, grub bugs eat there. Grub bugs love eating rotten, mouldy, human corpses filled with lots of outrageously unimportant ?-boxes containing explosives, guns, swords, cookies, demon lords, the Mario Bros., Kirby and Waddle Dees. Wario and Waluigi would go mad knowing that. Unfortunitally, they do. OMG!!!
Fortunately, Clonkinator annihilates them with his incredibly genious pancake gun, but they start to eat it and turn into cockroaches. The cockroaches start attacking the elderly, but someone steps on the cockroaches... T'must have been Chainsaw, wearing his steel boots! With cute kitties printed on the side. One wizard then turned them into dangerous forest centaurs! The other tripped and split into three pieces all over the floor. Their blood was orange! A very bright orange. This is because they ate too much oranges!
Fortunately for us, Maxaxle takes an orange squeezer and squeezes the centaurs into more cookies! Penguinflyer eats some cookies and kills his innocent teachers! This causes him to be thrown into prison. But Zefz is here! He just bans the jailers that tried tosend him to the slammer. Using Admin RemoteTM, he eats the prison! By making it cookies!
Zefz gets very sick from a cookie indigestion and saying "Oh, wow, That was really really great stuff!" Because he ate the prison. Fortunately, Agent of Dread uses a unicorn horn to kill enchanted elves, This is completely outrageous. _________________ "To err is human, to really mess up requires a computer."
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Agent of Dread lolwut?? (Moderator)


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Posted: Mon Mar 03, 2008 7:35 pm Post subject: |
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Once upon a time there was a cobol Who found a Railgun, and a shiny Red crystal from Styx's Sacred picnic place. But Butes chased him out. Now Butes killed the cobol.
PurpleSquerkle likes cookies. Seriously. So, taking its body, they stole the Railgun and shot poor PurpleSquerkle right were it hurts a lot you know. They shouldn't have, because it makes things only deadlier making PurpleSquerkle pissed. Making him pissed is making sure to die way too powerful, in a quite horrible way making PurpleSquerkle even more weirded out by you.
Anyway, he grabs them by the crotch, crushing their mind away, painfully, until they transformed into mindless monsters called grub bugs. Sadly, they are prone to periods of insanity. When they are crushed, green blood splatters everywhere. This is why they're gross on the inside...but that's not all.
They're in love with almost everything humans dislike so humans dislike them. Humans have hunted them or so many centuries that they're practically extinct except for in sewers. Everyone kills them, though their mum is a friggin' huge laser-shooting cockroache. Sometimes they even eat brave but weak Adventurers. The other things they like include Wizards, Elfs, TV, Food and Poo!
The nasty little buggers seriously shoot PurpleSquerkle and miss him completely. He ripped them apart using his busted railgun, and eats them. Twice.. Or maybe even thrice. He spit them out, checked for life, ate their gizzards, then threw them in a oven to never be heard again: they became cookies! These are Purplesquerkle's cookies! Relished by only mindless creatures who like to eat horrible disgusting things. These creatures are hunted only by the bravest swordsman of all. That swordsman is Maxaxle!!! ...you may think. But no! It is actually Clonkinator!!! This causes Scytale to hallucinate very often.
Alas, it is time for the world to praise the great Scytale. So, the Grub Bugs think they are very smart to make it dangerous to enter the sewer they live in. Although the sewers stink, grub bugs eat there. Grub bugs love eating rotten, mouldy, human corpses filled with lots of outrageously unimportant ?-boxes containing explosives, guns, swords, cookies, demon lords, the Mario Bros., Kirby and Waddle Dees. Wario and Waluigi would go mad knowing that. Unfortunitally, they do. OMG!!!
Fortunately, Clonkinator annihilates them with his incredibly genious pancake gun, but they start to eat it and turn into cockroaches. The cockroaches start attacking the elderly, but someone steps on the cockroaches... T'must have been Chainsaw, wearing his steel boots! With cute kitties printed on the side. One wizard then turned them into dangerous forest centaurs! The other tripped and split into three pieces all over the floor. Their blood was orange! A very bright orange. This is because they ate too much oranges!
Fortunately for us, Maxaxle takes an orange squeezer and squeezes the centaurs into more cookies! Penguinflyer eats some cookies and kills his innocent teachers! This causes him to be thrown into prison. But Zefz is here! He just bans the jailers that tried tosend him to the slammer. Using Admin RemoteTM, he eats the prison! By making it cookies!
Zefz gets very sick from a cookie indigestion and saying "Oh, wow, That was really really great stuff!" Because he ate the prison. Fortunately, Agent of Dread uses a unicorn horn to kill enchanted elves, This is completely outrageous. What does it have _________________ FACEPLANT |
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Maxaxle Elite Gamer


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Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2008 12:10 am Post subject: |
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Once upon a time there was a cobol Who found a Railgun, and a shiny Red crystal from Styx's Sacred picnic place. But Butes chased him out. Now Butes killed the cobol.
PurpleSquerkle likes cookies. Seriously. So, taking its body, they stole the Railgun and shot poor PurpleSquerkle right were it hurts a lot you know. They shouldn't have, because it makes things only deadlier making PurpleSquerkle pissed. Making him pissed is making sure to die way too powerful, in a quite horrible way making PurpleSquerkle even more weirded out by you.
Anyway, he grabs them by the crotch, crushing their mind away, painfully, until they transformed into mindless monsters called grub bugs. Sadly, they are prone to periods of insanity. When they are crushed, green blood splatters everywhere. This is why they're gross on the inside...but that's not all.
They're in love with almost everything humans dislike so humans dislike them. Humans have hunted them or so many centuries that they're practically extinct except for in sewers. Everyone kills them, though their mum is a friggin' huge laser-shooting cockroache. Sometimes they even eat brave but weak Adventurers. The other things they like include Wizards, Elfs, TV, Food and Poo!
The nasty little buggers seriously shoot PurpleSquerkle and miss him completely. He ripped them apart using his busted railgun, and eats them. Twice.. Or maybe even thrice. He spit them out, checked for life, ate their gizzards, then threw them in a oven to never be heard again: they became cookies! These are Purplesquerkle's cookies! Relished by only mindless creatures who like to eat horrible disgusting things. These creatures are hunted only by the bravest swordsman of all. That swordsman is Maxaxle!!! ...you may think. But no! It is actually Clonkinator!!! This causes Scytale to hallucinate very often.
Alas, it is time for the world to praise the great Scytale. So, the Grub Bugs think they are very smart to make it dangerous to enter the sewer they live in. Although the sewers stink, grub bugs eat there. Grub bugs love eating rotten, mouldy, human corpses filled with lots of outrageously unimportant ?-boxes containing explosives, guns, swords, cookies, demon lords, the Mario Bros., Kirby and Waddle Dees. Wario and Waluigi would go mad knowing that. Unfortunitally, they do. OMG!!!
Fortunately, Clonkinator annihilates them with his incredibly genious pancake gun, but they start to eat it and turn into cockroaches. The cockroaches start attacking the elderly, but someone steps on the cockroaches... T'must have been Chainsaw, wearing his steel boots! With cute kitties printed on the side. One wizard then turned them into dangerous forest centaurs! The other tripped and split into three pieces all over the floor. Their blood was orange! A very bright orange. This is because they ate too much oranges!
Fortunately for us, Maxaxle takes an orange squeezer and squeezes the centaurs into more cookies! Penguinflyer eats some cookies and kills his innocent teachers! This causes him to be thrown into prison. But Zefz is here! He just bans the jailers that tried tosend him to the slammer. Using Admin RemoteTM, he eats the prison! By making it cookies!
Zefz gets very sick from a cookie indigestion and saying "Oh, wow, That was really really great stuff!" Because he ate the prison. Fortunately, Agent of Dread uses a unicorn horn to kill enchanted elves, This is completely outrageous. What does it have to do with the
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Axel The Lord of Ducks


Joined: 25 Sep 2007 Age: 10 Posts: 1672 Location: Hyrule
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Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2008 12:15 am Post subject: |
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Once upon a time there was a cobol Who found a Railgun, and a shiny Red crystal from Styx's Sacred picnic place. But Butes chased him out. Now Butes killed the cobol.
PurpleSquerkle likes cookies. Seriously. So, taking its body, they stole the Railgun and shot poor PurpleSquerkle right were it hurts a lot you know. They shouldn't have, because it makes things only deadlier making PurpleSquerkle pissed. Making him pissed is making sure to die way too powerful, in a quite horrible way making PurpleSquerkle even more weirded out by you.
Anyway, he grabs them by the crotch, crushing their mind away, painfully, until they transformed into mindless monsters called grub bugs. Sadly, they are prone to periods of insanity. When they are crushed, green blood splatters everywhere. This is why they're gross on the inside...but that's not all.
They're in love with almost everything humans dislike so humans dislike them. Humans have hunted them or so many centuries that they're practically extinct except for in sewers. Everyone kills them, though their mum is a friggin' huge laser-shooting cockroache. Sometimes they even eat brave but weak Adventurers. The other things they like include Wizards, Elfs, TV, Food and Poo!
The nasty little buggers seriously shoot PurpleSquerkle and miss him completely. He ripped them apart using his busted railgun, and eats them. Twice.. Or maybe even thrice. He spit them out, checked for life, ate their gizzards, then threw them in a oven to never be heard again: they became cookies! These are Purplesquerkle's cookies! Relished by only mindless creatures who like to eat horrible disgusting things. These creatures are hunted only by the bravest swordsman of all. That swordsman is Maxaxle!!! ...you may think. But no! It is actually Clonkinator!!! This causes Scytale to hallucinate very often.
Alas, it is time for the world to praise the great Scytale. So, the Grub Bugs think they are very smart to make it dangerous to enter the sewer they live in. Although the sewers stink, grub bugs eat there. Grub bugs love eating rotten, mouldy, human corpses filled with lots of outrageously unimportant ?-boxes containing explosives, guns, swords, cookies, demon lords, the Mario Bros., Kirby and Waddle Dees. Wario and Waluigi would go mad knowing that. Unfortunitally, they do. OMG!!!
Fortunately, Clonkinator annihilates them with his incredibly genious pancake gun, but they start to eat it and turn into cockroaches. The cockroaches start attacking the elderly, but someone steps on the cockroaches... T'must have been Chainsaw, wearing his steel boots! With cute kitties printed on the side. One wizard then turned them into dangerous forest centaurs! The other tripped and split into three pieces all over the floor. Their blood was orange! A very bright orange. This is because they ate too much oranges!
Fortunately for us, Maxaxle takes an orange squeezer and squeezes the centaurs into more cookies! Penguinflyer eats some cookies and kills his innocent teachers! This causes him to be thrown into prison. But Zefz is here! He just bans the jailers that tried tosend him to the slammer. Using Admin RemoteTM, he eats the prison! By making it cookies!
Zefz gets very sick from a cookie indigestion and saying "Oh, wow, That was really really great stuff!" Because he ate the prison. Fortunately, Agent of Dread uses a unicorn horn to kill enchanted elves, This is completely outrageous. What does it have to do with the pigs eating yummy pineapple? _________________
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penguinflyer5234 Penguin King

Joined: 01 Feb 2008 Age: 15 Posts: 1669 Location: Somewhere
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Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2008 12:20 am Post subject: |
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Once upon a time there was a cobol Who found a Railgun, and a shiny Red crystal from Styx's Sacred picnic place. But Butes chased him out. Now Butes killed the cobol.
PurpleSquerkle likes cookies. Seriously. So, taking its body, they stole the Railgun and shot poor PurpleSquerkle right were it hurts a lot you know. They shouldn't have, because it makes things only deadlier making PurpleSquerkle pissed. Making him pissed is making sure to die way too powerful, in a quite horrible way making PurpleSquerkle even more weirded out by you.
Anyway, he grabs them by the crotch, crushing their mind away, painfully, until they transformed into mindless monsters called grub bugs. Sadly, they are prone to periods of insanity. When they are crushed, green blood splatters everywhere. This is why they're gross on the inside...but that's not all.
They're in love with almost everything humans dislike so humans dislike them. Humans have hunted them or so many centuries that they're practically extinct except for in sewers. Everyone kills them, though their mum is a friggin' huge laser-shooting cockroache. Sometimes they even eat brave but weak Adventurers. The other things they like include Wizards, Elfs, TV, Food and Poo!
The nasty little buggers seriously shoot PurpleSquerkle and miss him completely. He ripped them apart using his busted railgun, and eats them. Twice.. Or maybe even thrice. He spit them out, checked for life, ate their gizzards, then threw them in a oven to never be heard again: they became cookies! These are Purplesquerkle's cookies! Relished by only mindless creatures who like to eat horrible disgusting things. These creatures are hunted only by the bravest swordsman of all. That swordsman is Maxaxle!!! ...you may think. But no! It is actually Clonkinator!!! This causes Scytale to hallucinate very often.
Alas, it is time for the world to praise the great Scytale. So, the Grub Bugs think they are very smart to make it dangerous to enter the sewer they live in. Although the sewers stink, grub bugs eat there. Grub bugs love eating rotten, mouldy, human corpses filled with lots of outrageously unimportant ?-boxes containing explosives, guns, swords, cookies, demon lords, the Mario Bros., Kirby and Waddle Dees. Wario and Waluigi would go mad knowing that. Unfortunitally, they do. OMG!!!
Fortunately, Clonkinator annihilates them with his incredibly genious pancake gun, but they start to eat it and turn into cockroaches. The cockroaches start attacking the elderly, but someone steps on the cockroaches... T'must have been Chainsaw, wearing his steel boots! With cute kitties printed on the side. One wizard then turned them into dangerous forest centaurs! The other tripped and split into three pieces all over the floor. Their blood was orange! A very bright orange. This is because they ate too much oranges!
Fortunately for us, Maxaxle takes an orange squeezer and squeezes the centaurs into more cookies! Penguinflyer eats some cookies and kills his innocent teachers! This causes him to be thrown into prison. But Zefz is here! He just bans the jailers that tried tosend him to the slammer. Using Admin RemoteTM, he eats the prison! By making it cookies!
Zefz gets very sick from a cookie indigestion and saying "Oh, wow, That was really really great stuff!" Because he ate the prison. Fortunately, Agent of Dread uses a unicorn horn to kill enchanted elves, This is completely outrageous. What does it have to do with the pigs eating yummy pineapple? The enchanted elves play _________________ You really thought so, didn't you?
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Axel The Lord of Ducks


Joined: 25 Sep 2007 Age: 10 Posts: 1672 Location: Hyrule
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Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2008 12:22 am Post subject: |
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Once upon a time there was a cobol Who found a Railgun, and a shiny Red crystal from Styx's Sacred picnic place. But Butes chased him out. Now Butes killed the cobol.
PurpleSquerkle likes cookies. Seriously. So, taking its body, they stole the Railgun and shot poor PurpleSquerkle right were it hurts a lot you know. They shouldn't have, because it makes things only deadlier making PurpleSquerkle pissed. Making him pissed is making sure to die way too powerful, in a quite horrible way making PurpleSquerkle even more weirded out by you.
Anyway, he grabs them by the crotch, crushing their mind away, painfully, until they transformed into mindless monsters called grub bugs. Sadly, they are prone to periods of insanity. When they are crushed, green blood splatters everywhere. This is why they're gross on the inside...but that's not all.
They're in love with almost everything humans dislike so humans dislike them. Humans have hunted them or so many centuries that they're practically extinct except for in sewers. Everyone kills them, though their mum is a friggin' huge laser-shooting cockroache. Sometimes they even eat brave but weak Adventurers. The other things they like include Wizards, Elfs, TV, Food and Poo!
The nasty little buggers seriously shoot PurpleSquerkle and miss him completely. He ripped them apart using his busted railgun, and eats them. Twice.. Or maybe even thrice. He spit them out, checked for life, ate their gizzards, then threw them in a oven to never be heard again: they became cookies! These are Purplesquerkle's cookies! Relished by only mindless creatures who like to eat horrible disgusting things. These creatures are hunted only by the bravest swordsman of all. That swordsman is Maxaxle!!! ...you may think. But no! It is actually Clonkinator!!! This causes Scytale to hallucinate very often.
Alas, it is time for the world to praise the great Scytale. So, the Grub Bugs think they are very smart to make it dangerous to enter the sewer they live in. Although the sewers stink, grub bugs eat there. Grub bugs love eating rotten, mouldy, human corpses filled with lots of outrageously unimportant ?-boxes containing explosives, guns, swords, cookies, demon lords, the Mario Bros., Kirby and Waddle Dees. Wario and Waluigi would go mad knowing that. Unfortunitally, they do. OMG!!!
Fortunately, Clonkinator annihilates them with his incredibly genious pancake gun, but they start to eat it and turn into cockroaches. The cockroaches start attacking the elderly, but someone steps on the cockroaches... T'must have been Chainsaw, wearing his steel boots! With cute kitties printed on the side. One wizard then turned them into dangerous forest centaurs! The other tripped and split into three pieces all over the floor. Their blood was orange! A very bright orange. This is because they ate too much oranges!
Fortunately for us, Maxaxle takes an orange squeezer and squeezes the centaurs into more cookies! Penguinflyer eats some cookies and kills his innocent teachers! This causes him to be thrown into prison. But Zefz is here! He just bans the jailers that tried tosend him to the slammer. Using Admin RemoteTM, he eats the prison! By making it cookies!
Zefz gets very sick from a cookie indigestion and saying "Oh, wow, That was really really great stuff!" Because he ate the prison. Fortunately, Agent of Dread uses a unicorn horn to kill enchanted elves, This is completely outrageous. What does it have to do with the pigs eating yummy pineapple? The enchanted elves play musical chairs as cows _________________
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Maxaxle Elite Gamer


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Once upon a time there was a cobol Who found a Railgun, and a shiny Red crystal from Styx's Sacred picnic place. But Butes chased him out. Now Butes killed the cobol.
PurpleSquerkle likes cookies. Seriously. So, taking its body, they stole the Railgun and shot poor PurpleSquerkle right were it hurts a lot you know. They shouldn't have, because it makes things only deadlier making PurpleSquerkle pissed. Making him pissed is making sure to die way too powerful, in a quite horrible way making PurpleSquerkle even more weirded out by you.
Anyway, he grabs them by the crotch, crushing their mind away, painfully, until they transformed into mindless monsters called grub bugs. Sadly, they are prone to periods of insanity. When they are crushed, green blood splatters everywhere. This is why they're gross on the inside...but that's not all.
They're in love with almost everything humans dislike so humans dislike them. Humans have hunted them or so many centuries that they're practically extinct except for in sewers. Everyone kills them, though their mum is a friggin' huge laser-shooting cockroache. Sometimes they even eat brave but weak Adventurers. The other things they like include Wizards, Elfs, TV, Food and Poo!
The nasty little buggers seriously shoot PurpleSquerkle and miss him completely. He ripped them apart using his busted railgun, and eats them. Twice.. Or maybe even thrice. He spit them out, checked for life, ate their gizzards, then threw them in a oven to never be heard again: they became cookies! These are Purplesquerkle's cookies! Relished by only mindless creatures who like to eat horrible disgusting things. These creatures are hunted only by the bravest swordsman of all. That swordsman is Maxaxle!!! ...you may think. But no! It is actually Clonkinator!!! This causes Scytale to hallucinate very often.
Alas, it is time for the world to praise the great Scytale. So, the Grub Bugs think they are very smart to make it dangerous to enter the sewer they live in. Although the sewers stink, grub bugs eat there. Grub bugs love eating rotten, mouldy, human corpses filled with lots of outrageously unimportant ?-boxes containing explosives, guns, swords, cookies, demon lords, the Mario Bros., Kirby and Waddle Dees. Wario and Waluigi would go mad knowing that. Unfortunitally, they do. OMG!!!
Fortunately, Clonkinator annihilates them with his incredibly genious pancake gun, but they start to eat it and turn into cockroaches. The cockroaches start attacking the elderly, but someone steps on the cockroaches... T'must have been Chainsaw, wearing his steel boots! With cute kitties printed on the side. One wizard then turned them into dangerous forest centaurs! The other tripped and split into three pieces all over the floor. Their blood was orange! A very bright orange. This is because they ate too much oranges!
Fortunately for us, Maxaxle takes an orange squeezer and squeezes the centaurs into more cookies! Penguinflyer eats some cookies and kills his innocent teachers! This causes him to be thrown into prison. But Zefz is here! He just bans the jailers that tried tosend him to the slammer. Using Admin RemoteTM, he eats the prison! By making it cookies!
Zefz gets very sick from a cookie indigestion and saying "Oh, wow, That was really really great stuff!" Because he ate the prison. Fortunately, Agent of Dread uses a unicorn horn to kill enchanted elves, This is completely outrageous. What does it have to do with the pigs eating yummy pineapple? The enchanted elves play in an acid container
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Axel The Lord of Ducks


Joined: 25 Sep 2007 Age: 10 Posts: 1672 Location: Hyrule
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penguinflyer5234 Penguin King

Joined: 01 Feb 2008 Age: 15 Posts: 1669 Location: Somewhere
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Once upon a time there was a cobol Who found a Railgun, and a shiny Red crystal from Styx's Sacred picnic place. But Butes chased him out. Now Butes killed the cobol.
PurpleSquerkle likes cookies. Seriously. So, taking its body, they stole the Railgun and shot poor PurpleSquerkle right were it hurts a lot you know. They shouldn't have, because it makes things only deadlier making PurpleSquerkle pissed. Making him pissed is making sure to die way too powerful, in a quite horrible way making PurpleSquerkle even more weirded out by you.
Anyway, he grabs them by the crotch, crushing their mind away, painfully, until they transformed into mindless monsters called grub bugs. Sadly, they are prone to periods of insanity. When they are crushed, green blood splatters everywhere. This is why they're gross on the inside...but that's not all.
They're in love with almost everything humans dislike so humans dislike them. Humans have hunted them or so many centuries that they're practically extinct except for in sewers. Everyone kills them, though their mum is a friggin' huge laser-shooting cockroache. Sometimes they even eat brave but weak Adventurers. The other things they like include Wizards, Elfs, TV, Food and Poo!
The nasty little buggers seriously shoot PurpleSquerkle and miss him completely. He ripped them apart using his busted railgun, and eats them. Twice.. Or maybe even thrice. He spit them out, checked for life, ate their gizzards, then threw them in a oven to never be heard again: they became cookies! These are Purplesquerkle's cookies! Relished by only mindless creatures who like to eat horrible disgusting things. These creatures are hunted only by the bravest swordsman of all. That swordsman is Maxaxle!!! ...you may think. But no! It is actually Clonkinator!!! This causes Scytale to hallucinate very often.
Alas, it is time for the world to praise the great Scytale. So, the Grub Bugs think they are very smart to make it dangerous to enter the sewer they live in. Although the sewers stink, grub bugs eat there. Grub bugs love eating rotten, mouldy, human corpses filled with lots of outrageously unimportant ?-boxes containing explosives, guns, swords, cookies, demon lords, the Mario Bros., Kirby and Waddle Dees. Wario and Waluigi would go mad knowing that. Unfortunitally, they do. OMG!!!
Fortunately, Clonkinator annihilates them with his incredibly genious pancake gun, but they start to eat it and turn into cockroaches. The cockroaches start attacking the elderly, but someone steps on the cockroaches... T'must have been Chainsaw, wearing his steel boots! With cute kitties printed on the side. One wizard then turned them into dangerous forest centaurs! The other tripped and split into three pieces all over the floor. Their blood was orange! A very bright orange. This is because they ate too much oranges!
Fortunately for us, Maxaxle takes an orange squeezer and squeezes the centaurs into more cookies! Penguinflyer eats some cookies and kills his innocent teachers! This causes him to be thrown into prison. But Zefz is here! He just bans the jailers that tried tosend him to the slammer. Using Admin RemoteTM, he eats the prison! By making it cookies!
Zefz gets very sick from a cookie indigestion and saying "Oh, wow, That was really really great stuff!" Because he ate the prison. Fortunately, Agent of Dread uses a unicorn horn to kill enchanted elves, This is completely outrageous. What does it have to do with the pigs eating yummy pineapple? The enchanted elves play musical chairs as cows while listening to music _________________ You really thought so, didn't you?
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Axel The Lord of Ducks


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That doesn't make sence... _________________
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penguinflyer5234 Penguin King

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The elves play musical chairs while listening to music...
by The Beatles. for example. _________________ You really thought so, didn't you?
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